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Wednesday, 16 July 2008

  • Part 1 of 4: London, Bristol, Bath and Awful Hair

    It's a month overdue, but I'm finally getting around to actually writing about my trip.  I need something to document how my trip went, since my plan to scrapbook it has fallen to the wayside.

    Tonight is Part 1 of my 4 part mini-series, titled:  London, Bristol and Awful Hair.

    Austin received his first ever stamp in his passport.  We took a picture to commemorate the moment.


    I was surprised to learn that Hotwire didn't give us a shithole for the *extremely* cheap room we managed to secure in the heart of London.  Of course, after less than 10 minutes of arriving, the room already looks like a tornado had struck it.


    I loved this hotel.  I wish we had an opportunity to stay longer than just two days.


    On our first day, we took a walk along the Thames and caught sight of the London Eye.  If I weren't so terrified of heights, maybe we would've gone on it.  But because I get queasy on second-floor balconies, you can see why this would be an issue.


    Our hotel was situated no more than a 10-minute walk from Big Ben and Parliament.  Austin was fired as photographer recently after this photo shoot for including the SIXT truck, and cutting off the top of Big Ben on the second try.  (Please ignore my awful hair -- the flat iron was left behind because of the voltage differences.)


    Excuse the blurriness (that's what happens when I don't use flash).  See, Big Ben's not all that tall. 

     
    We took a stroll through Hyde Park, stopping at this pond which was dedicated to Princess Diana.  It looks so tranquil and foreign to see so much green. 


    Don't get me wrong, I'm certain inside it's beautiful, but I was pretty underwhelmed with Buckingham Palace.  Maybe the throngs of people running around ruined the moment, or maybe my lack of familiarity with the entire place was responsible.  In either case, my face kind of shows how much I was impressed by the moment.


    Aaaah, but Tower Bridge was pretty awesome.  I think only two people knew this is Tower Bridge, not "London Bridge".  Oddly enough, London Bridge is in Lake Havasu, CA/AZ.  I'll never know why something so well-known would end up in a lake that's 90% piss, booze and used condoms.


    We got to visit the Tower of London, and see the gate where Anne Boleyn was led through before she met her untimely death.  The sign above reads "Traitor's Gate".


    It's so impressive, yet seems so out of place when you see the modern London in the background. 



    We left London and headed north to Bristol, where I met up with my friend and co-worker, Ben.  Chase, a friend from high school, just happened to be in Bristol getting his Master's degree so we visited with him as well.  Later that night, we took the train into Bath.  Here, Austin and I pose in front of a Cathedral.  The baths were closed, so no pictures there.


    Bath was certainly an attractive town.  If I were to move to England, Bath would be the place I would live.  Here is Austin and Ben, walking to the bar where we were going to watch some guy play homemade instruments.  Little did we know...


    ...that the guy was practically insane.  That "instrument" he's holding is called the "Hornicator".  Google it.  You'll wish you were there to join in my misery.  No beer could've made this okay.  Oh, and if you're wondering, those are fans on his eyes with neon lights attached.  He used fans at one point to play the guitar.  Honest.



    We raced back to London the next morning, to catch the train to Paris.  We stopped at a restaurant, where Austin had this delicious cappuccino.



    We're on the train at London Paddington, heading to Gare du Nord, Paris. 



    This is train ride number 3 of 5.  Earlier this day, we missed our train from Bristol to London by 1 minute (we saw them close the doors and the train leave the station while standing on the platform) and had to purchase new tickets at $90 a person.  That stung.  At any rate, the would explain the slightly dejected faces.  We were tired.



    Well, we're checked in, on the train and heading out of town.  Goodbye, London!

    Next post:  Part 2:  Paris and Continued Bad Hair

Wednesday, 28 May 2008

  • Pair Is

    We're in Paris! 

    The Laker game is on the telly, being re-broadcast in French.  All I can understand from this is the announcers yelling "TOE-nee Park-urrrr!" 


    Go Lakers, even though I know the outcome.

Tuesday, 27 May 2008

  • We're in England

    Austin and I are in England. I'll update with some actual information when I have some quality time with my laptop and the internet. For now, here's an email I've sent to friends, briefly detailing Day #4 of our trip. Enjoy.

    "Hello, lovies from your British bird across the pond! Much to report from my travels, but let me save you from reading about Roman baths and such and go straight to the goodies.

    This morning, Ben had to drop Austin and I off at the train station an hour before our train because he had a plane to catch. We sat, in the station, for an hour and one minute. We made it to the platform just in time to hear the whistle blow, indicating that our train was locked up and ready to go. I did get to see a bunch of excited kids staring out the window as the train rolled out of the station, perhaps on their first-ever train ride. I wanted to drop-kick those sons of bitches right in their gap-toothed grins.

    While trying to book seats on another train, we found out, much to our dismay, that our ticket was valid only for "10:42am 27 May 2008" (Yes, down to the minute. I've kept the ticket stub in case we ever decide to reset the calendar--free pass to London Paddington!)

    The lady, who seemed devoid of any kind of sym/empathy, told us that our new tickets would be £48. We paid the astronomical price for missing our to-the-minute train.

    As Austin and I boarded the next train, we realized there weren't two seats available next to each other.

    So here I sit, two rows away from Austin, sitting next to a stranger. She has the window seat, so I've taken to listening to my iPod and clacking away on my Blackberry. I hope she can hear every tick-tack I make.

    There's also a weird smell. I'm not sure if it's her or not. It's damp outside, and she is wearing suede boots (fringe included), so they could be the culprit. But, it could also be B.O. It's kind of an undistinguishable odor, but for now, I err on the side of caution and am taking very shallow breaths.

    Lord, we've only just reached Swindon. I'm trying to pull my hood down low, past my nostrils so that all I smell is how Downy frica-fresh I am.

    Signing off-
    B.O. Sniffer"

    Man, this biyatch STINKS! (Which makes the fact that she whipped out a hairbrush just now quite laughable--as though personal hygiene were high on her priority list. Ya ain't got me fooled, beast.)

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

  • A Friend

    My friend started a blog the other day upon my recommendation.  I'm happy to see that he's posting as I hope writing will become therapeutic for him.  He's been through/going through a traumatic experience.

    Rather than re-tell his story here, visit him at mat_the_great


Monday, 10 March 2008

  • Currently Listening
    Endtroducing...
    By DJ Shadow
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    On the Up and Up

    I don't think I could ask for a better year.  I'm very content with the way things are going for me.

    Austin and I finally moved all of our belongings into our town home.  It's much larger than our old place, and everything is brand-spanking new.  We have a backyard which the manager told us is ours to do whatever we wish.  An attached garage.  No insects.  A balcony.  A half-bath in case anyone doesn't want to fully bathe.  It's awesome.


    I, personally, am looking forward to weekend barbecues out in the backyard.  I have an idea for the covered patio that I think will be fabulous once I get it done.  Think "opium den meets concrete and IKEA furniture".  Unless Cost Plus has some chic affordable shit, then think "opium den meets sturdy furniture made with a plus-or-minus screwdriver, not a shitty allen wrench".

    In other news, I signed the offer sent to me by my company.  I am now a Senior Marketing Analyst.  In addition to my company, I am to manage the marketing/analysis/graphic design work for our sister company.   I have been told this means handling all ads, campaigns, overseeing trade show organization, web and graphic design (times two).  W00T, as the kids say.  The raise is well worth whatever pain and suffering I'll be put through, and they also gave me my 2007 bonus, which was a helluva lot bigger than I anticipated.  I somehow think this is some preventive maintenance on their part, in case I start falling apart.

    Shit, this is why I hate when I don't post often enough.  I have to jump from subject to subject and I read like a schizophrenic.

    Went to Vegas for a trade show last month.  Austin joined me later on to celebrate Valentine's Day.  We bought tickets for "O" and had dinner at Zefferino (Mmmm!).  I was up $1k the first two nights I was there, but lost it over the course of the next 4 days.  Austin pulled down a $1,200 pot in a $1-$2 no limit game, and also played with Ja Rule at the Mandalay Bay.  We saw Nelly at the big game at the Bellagio while we were leaving "O".  Because of a change of plans, I was able to see "Mamma Mia!".  In a nutshell... You should just listen to ABBA's Greatest Hits CD.

    Tomorrow night I go back to Vegas for another trade show.  I'm not looking forward to this one nearly as much, since I have a huge Illustrator project due on Friday.  I'm about 15% complete right now, but needed a sanity break, which is why I'm here instead of finishing up my project.

    Looks like the trip to Europe is still on for June.  I have to discuss not attending school next quarter with my Academic Director so that I can take the entire two weeks off to travel.  One of the people going on this trip wants to do Spain and Italy instead of the UK, so we'll see how this pans out.  We might have to break up.

    Lastly - the bachelorette party has been scheduled for October for Cabo San Lucas.  Luckily, Austin's company owns a resort down there, and we managed to get awesome rates ($80/night!) for an all-inclusive resort.  Viva la Mexico!
    *note:  Not my bachelorette party, by the way.  I failed to mention that in my schitzo moment.  The bachelorette party for the wedding I'm a bridesmaid in.  I can't get Austin to buy me a necklace, let alone an engagement ring.  You people is crazy!

    Well, I better get back to work.  I've effed off long enough.

    Take care, comb your hair.

Sunday, 24 February 2008

  • Hhhhhh...

    ...and more hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  (That's how you write a sigh.)

    I'm sitting in the middle of the biggest mess this apartment has ever seen.  I'm looking at all of the shit in this place, wondering how the hell I accumulated so much crap.  And trust you me, I am a person who goes through their personal affects and disposes of unnecessary shit with extreme prejudice.  I wish I had that ability when it comes to cleaning out my iTunes library.

    Austin, on the other hand, is a little less vigilant.  This makes packing a bit more frustrating than usual as I see no value in most of the items he chooses to keep.  I'm also noticing the items he refuses to relinquish are deceiving in that they appear to be light, but then you go to pick it up and realize you shot your lower intestine out of your butthole from the exertion.

    Do you know how heavy hundreds (I'm being very literal, here) of 12" vinyl records are?  And I'm not talking primo-Michael-Jackson's Off the Wall stuff, either.  I'm going to grab the first record I see and...



    In case you can't read the title, I believe that says:  "Lush Strings:  Music of the Golden West". This, my friends, will be one of the reasons why my next entry will be from my bed after having thrown my back out.  Maybe Austin will be kind enough to put on the latest from the Lush Strings collection while I'm in my incapacitated state.

    In addition, our cats have also been extremely helpful.  When they're not jumping into the garbage bin pulling out something we've just thrown in there, they're crawling into the boxes we're trying to put items into.  Well, to be fair, that's mostly Milkface doing all of that.  Ninja's scared as all get-out by the commotion.  I imagine this move will not be traumatic for her at all.  Even when I'm wiping her piss from the walls and scraping her feces from the new carpet, I'll think to myself,"This couldn't have gone any smoother."

    We still have a week, though, so if we really dedicate our free time from school and work we should be able to pull this all together.

    Speaking of school, I've been learning some really awesome techniques with Illustrator.  I apparently need to work on my hearing technique, since I spent over 12 hours on a project that wasn't due until the following week.  But, the teacher was really cool and let me move on to our next assignment, which I plan on putting off since I can use that time towards packing up valuables such as "The Chamber Brothers:  The Time Has Come" and the "Authentic Sound Effects" albums.

    My last project was to create a still life using Illustrator.  I created this:



    I'm pretty stoked - that's all computer-generated!  I never thought I'd ever be able to do that.

    Anywho, time to go back into the fray.  Wish me luck.

Sunday, 27 January 2008

  • Way Late.

    It's been a month since I've returned from my first-ever trip to Europe.  I've been meaning to post details and pictures, but as soon as I boot up my laptop, I see the poker icon on my desktop and forget why I hopped on the computer in the first place.  (I'm playing a sit-n-go while I write this, so excuse me if the entry is a bit scatterbrained.)

    Before I start, does anyone else hate the new Burger King ad campaign, where they stop serving Whoppers?  I've never seen so many horrible people in my life, and Burger King glorifies it as if acting like an asshole proves to the rest of us that the Whopper is just that good.  In actuality, I think the people who started crying over the g-damned Whopper are assholes and should think to improve their diet.


    The Trip
    Here are the pictures I took while abroad:


    Driving north from Amsterdam to Rotterdam (where our hotel was).


    Outside our hotel.


    The "Porno Supermarket" across the street from where we dined in Amsterdam.

     
    The view from outside of my hotel room in Rotterdam.


    We had *plenty* of extra time due to mismanagement, so we drove south to Belgium and stopped to see this beautiful cathedral in the middle of Brussels.



    The Grand Place in Brussels.


    Manneken Pis in Brussels.

    I got the opportunity to spend a day in Paris.  However, the majority of the day was spent in meetings so my boss only got to take me for a short drive around the city.  Sadly, I couldn't find my camera when we drove near the Eifel Tower, so that blows.

    Here's what I *did* see, although I don't know the names of most of these things.


    A ferry in the Seine River.


    I'm sure few will agree, but I love old meeting new.


    The last day in The Netherlands and snow fell.


    I thought this was cute.  Like a stone couple.


    I love good design, and I love great architecture.

    The Job
    2008 is starting off great.  I may get the senior marketing position with my company.  If I do, there's also the possibility of a 30% salary increase.  My hands tingle with anticipation, but my stomach knots at the thought that they will be forced to hire someone more qualified.  However, I am the frontrunner and I'm just dying at the thought of loving my job again.  The job requirements call for 50% design work (web and print!) so I would be on Cloud 9.  That AND a significant pay raise.  I would fall to my knees if this happens.

    Travel-wise, I'm set for the year.  Next month, work is sending a large group of us  for a week-long trip in Vegas.  Lucky for me, the work event ends on Valentine's Day, so Josh and Austin will meet Lily and I for a holiday weekend. 

    But, best of all, I found out I'm attending a convention in Amsterdam in June.  Lily, myself and another co-worker will be going, and we've decided to take a PTO for the following week to tour Europe.  Our tentative travel plans include Paris, Amsterdam, Dublin, London and Glasgow.  I can't WAIT!!

    The Home
    Lastly, Austin and I have had ENOUGH.  I came home one night and saw some "junk" on the wall and leaned in very close to investigate.  I realized, with my face centimeters from the wall, that I was staring into the hole of a termites' nest.  What happened next made me cringe in horror:  a tentacled maggot came wiggling out, spitting some pellets out.  W!  T!  F!!!

    I look below, on the carpet, and found hundreds of these pellets.  I was sick! 

    Austin spoke to the receptionist at his office, who mentioned that there was an opening in her complex.  That day, he and I drove over during his lunch hour and took a look.  A 2-story townhome, backyard, attached garage, 1.5 bath, fireplace, washer/dryer hookups, all new everything (appliances, fixtures, carpets, tiling...) and it wasn't the place we were living now. 

    We put our deposit down yesterday, and are due to move on March 1st.  The excitement!

Monday, 10 December 2007

  • Toot, Toot!

    Today's entry will be dedicated to my sudden boost of confidence, courtesy of my Observational Drawing class. 

    I never knew how much of an ability I had to draw until I enrolled in this class.  In fact, it was hard to have confidence in my drawing skills growing up in my household;  my father, sister and brother were all phenominal artists.  I, on the other hand, felt that my special talent was my excellent penmanship.  I have Mrs. Spires to thank for my obsessive compulsiveness, as it was she who gave me the "C" in handwriting in the second grade.  Talk about traumatic.


    My open letter to Mrs. Spires

    Enough of my childhood agonies.  Ever since I had signed my name on the dotted line and enrolled into art school, I constantly questioned myself.  I'm not a great drawer and the only times I've picked up a paintbrush was to slap a new coat onto some walls.  This probably showed I was more qualified to enter into their interior design course than their graphic design course.  I guess I assumed much of my major would focus on designing using a computer, and I never even stopped to consider it would be the fundamental classes that would give me the most anxiety.

    But, I was completely surprised.  On the first day of my observational drawing class, my teacher made it very evident that he did not fuck around.  To quote him,"If you think you're a badass drawer and got skills, I will tear you apart."

    Oh.  My.  God.  How did I end up in THIS class? 

    Our first homework assignment was to sketch two chairs, one in one-point perspective (head on) and the second in two-point (at an angle).  I picked my dining room chair and Austin's computer chair and got to work.  Every once in a while, Austin would peek in on me and comment on how good he thought my sketches were.  I figured he was being supportive.

    However, on critique day, I posted my homework on the board along with the other students.  My teacher browsed all the work, and turned to me and said:

    "Jill, you need to sketch more difficult objects.  You're not in the same league as these other guys and your compositions need to be more advanced."

    Talk about uncomfortable.  I mean, I certainly appreciated his compliment, but I wish it wasn't at the expense of the other students in the class.  Nevertheless, it was one of the biggest confidence boosters I have ever received.  I've always questioned my skill and here was someone telling me that I was better than I felt I was.  Not only did that help me with other assignments, but I actually liked to draw/sketch now.

    So now our finals are due.  A charcoal rendering of a still life, with two light sources.  I took pictures as I went along.

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    Step 1:  Outlining.
    This is actually a white piece of charcoal paper, which I then covered with charcoal.  I am using three different types of erasers, a rag and a burnishing stick to remove the charcoal and create volume.

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    Step 2:  Beginning to remove charcoal
    For the vase, I've begun to pull out some of the black.

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    Step 3:  Vase/Rag done.
    I've completed the first two objects, and am moving on to the sunglasses.

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    Step 4:  Sunglasses done.
    I've removed/added charcoal to create dimension for the sunglasses.  (There's a bit of "visual confusion" with the left arm of the glasses, which I will be fixing after I finish this entry.)

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    Step 5:  Salt shaker done, water glass added.
    I've corrected the vase and rag and have moved onto the salt and pepper shakers.

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    Step 6:  Pepper shaker partially done.

    I've begun the body of the pepper shaker, and though to add more to the composition to reach that more "complicated composition" that my teacher spoke about.  I have since removed it, since I don't think I'll be able to complete this drawing to my liking an finish the projects for my other class in time.

    I hadn't uploaded the other pictures, but I've completed the bowl with eggs and am now able to move on to the chair and background.  I'd show you the picture Austin took of my face, where I unknowingly had charcoal all over my nose, but I look like shit and there's no way I'm putting that out there.

    EDIT: Here's the final product.  My teacher made a few critiques, all of which I agreed with.  But, in checking my grade for the class this morning, I found out I got an "A".  I can't express in words how much of an accomplishment that is for me.  I intend to send my teacher an email expressing how grateful I am for his encouraging words and support.

Thursday, 29 November 2007

  • Good Grief

    I don't particularly care for shoulds and should nots, so I'm going to say it.  I just let out a "silent and deadly" and good grief, I think I just melted the paint off of the walls.  My intestines must be rotting.  You know how they say everyone loves their own brand?  I mean, even *I* was offended by this one.  The good news is that it's just me and the kitties at home.  The bad news is that I hear cats have a very good sense of smell. 

    If I haven't mentioned before, my work is possibly sending me to Amsterdam for a business trip.  Having never been to Europe, you would think that I'd be ecstatic to go, especially on my company's dime.  Hardly anyone believes me when I say that I *really* do not look forward to this.  Not in the least.  There's nothing worse, in my opinion, than traveling hours upon hours to work long days and have dinner with people you normally wouldn't associate with outside of the office.  To add to my misery, I may be traveling with the person in my office I like the least.  And when I say "like the least", I mean "not at all". 

    The only thing that has brought me some joy in all of this is that after a month (A MONTH!) of writing business requirements and program specifications, it dawned on me yesterday morning that I completely missed the mark.  I had a WebEx meeting with my clients and found that what I had been designing was not what they were wanting...  at all.  

    The start of this project was when my least favorite co-worker sent me screenshots I had designed years ago for another client and said,"New Client wants this."  (In his defense, maybe it was Opposite Day.  Maybe I should've referred to my Pretend Calendar for that day's Imaginary Holiday.)  So, taking those old specs, I began this new project, incorporating some changes the new client was requesting.

    Anywho... After a MONTH of frustration with the specs, I finally admitted to myself that I was stuck.  The client kindly showed me an open source CRM website and explained to me what they were looking for.  Yeeeeeah, that doesn't look like the third revision of the specs I had.  [move to recycle bin].

    Having said all of that, I guess I'm a little less apprehensive to go and visit them and finalize the project.  Winter break for school is only three weeks long; The first week will be my trip to Amsterdam, the last two weeks are dedicated to visiting my mom in Hawaii with the rest of my family.  It's going to be an extremely busy break, and I'm pretty depressed at the thought that I won't see Austin for the better part of an entire month.

    But, maybe I'll luck out and they'll cancel the trip.  I really hope so too, because I still have to get a passport.

    Filed under "New, Spectacular":  My Audrey Kawasaki print will someday be shipped!  I will need to get it framed and mounted, but then it's time for me and Austin to argue about where it should go in the apartment.  I can't wait!

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    I have to commend Austin because without him, I wouldn't have actually got my hands on one of these.  Normally, what Audrey Kawasaki does it makes a limited number of prints for each of her works (usually 100).  These sell out within seconds.  So, to appease the losers like me who are always a day late and a dollar short, she switched it up and allowed anyone who emailed her within a specified hour to get a print.  Anyone!  And so I say to myself, I says,"Jill, you best set an alarm on your cell phone!" 

    What I should have said to myself was,"Jill, you best set an alarm to remind yourself to set an alarm on your cell phone!" 

    I forgot.

    Two days later, I emailed Austin, using the saddest emoticon I could find (I think it was this guy: emot-crying ) and told him the awful news.  Because he has no shame, he emailed Audrey Kawasaki and asked if it was still possible to get a print.  Then, he added that he was going to lie about why he missed the hour window (email server down or something), but thought that deception was no way to get something and had no excuse but that he forgot.  Next thing you know, he gets an email with the PayPal info.  It seems like honesty IS the best policy.

    I was in Vegas a few weekends ago, and my friend managed to get reservations at Rao's (delicious).  As we were walking out, Bobby Lee was walking in.  I had a few glasses of wine, and I wanted to chase him down and yell "CRON!!!"

    He has no idea - he has made a huge impact on my family.  Since seeing his stand-up nearly 5 years ago, my brothers and I only say "cron on the cob".

    Fast-forward to 3:13 if you're impatient.  Totally worth it.


    Unfortunately, in this sketch, he doesn't mention that his dad made the sign and mispelled "corn", hence "CRON!!!"

Sunday, 11 November 2007

  • Maui (Finally)

    So here are the long-awaited (I flatter myself) pictures from Maui.


    This is the view from our balcony at Napili Village.

    Our hotel room was more like an extended stay type of joint than a "resort".  While the accomodations were alright, we couldn't argue with the fact that we were 200 feet from the most beautiful beach in Napili/Kapalua. 


    The beach where we did our sunbathing and snorkeling.

    It's hard to see just how magnificent this beach is since it was cloudy when I took this photo.  I took this the morning Austin and I decided to wake up early and grab breakfast.  We laid out riiiiight... there!


    Our car extraordinaire.

    I don't know about the PT Cruiser.  It's window switch is on the middle console, which I thought to be somewhat inconvenient.  Unless your arms are three feet long.


    We dined at Aloha Plate Lunch restaurant, on the patio.

    We read in all the magazines that this is where all the locals go to get their "authentic plate lunches".  Maybe authentic if you've never eaten Hawaiian food before.  That's the last time I go by what "Where Dummy Tourists Should Go and Eat" has to say.  Nevertheless, the scenery was nice and our waitress even nicer.


    Meet Corky.

    Corky came cruising up to our table while we were eating.  We asked the waitress about him, and found out that he is a ferel cat.  She often takes leftover food and feeds Corky after the restaurant has shut down.  Management has said if they found her feeding him again, she will be fired.  Moral of the story?  Neuter and spay your animals, fuckers.

     
    Here is Austin, on the phone begging Lily to drop everything and take care of our cats.

    Austin and I spent one of our free days cruising around Lahaina, stopping in shops and milling about.  Our little date was interrupted when Austin called our scheduled cat sitter and found out that he had not yet stopped by our house as planned.  It had been over 24 hours since anyone had checked on Milkface or Ninja Warrior, and he promised to see them in the morning.  He was now 12 hours overdue. 


    Just like the feeling in the pit of my stomach when I heard our cats were not being cared for.

    Eventually, Lily was super awesome and came down to watch our kittens.  She even had to throw a pill down Ninja Warrior's throat because she had been having the runs.  I got a text message saying,"Call me the Cat Whisperer."

    Hour 1 of our road trip and we're becoming quite familiar with the tropical weather. 
     
    We left Lahaina and headed back to our hotel room.  We planned that the next day, we would try to do the Road to Hana.  Unfortunately, we had a flight to board so we didn't exactly have all day to do it.  Instead, we decided to just drive round the island, heading towards the airport and taking in what we could.
     

    This is where all "Unsolved Mysteries" begin.
     
    We went north for a bit, but the roads were less than accomodating.  So we turned around and headed in the right direction.
     

    Austin and I took a scenic drive and came across this little wooded area.  I took a photo because this is how I remember Maui as a kid.
     
    If I haven't mentioned it before,  a lot of my childhood vacations were to Hawaii, since a ton of my relatives live there.  One of the things I remember was our trip to Maui.  I apparently didn't remember it all that well, because this picture represents what I pictured from that trip.  Going back now, I didn't see much of this.  Unless the island has changed that much in the past two decades.  Or I'm confusing Kauai and Maui, which is quite possible.
     
    A beautiful spot to snorkel.
     
    The sun decided to shine for about a half-second, so we pulled over to this little cove area and took some shots.
     
    This is where the real deal Holyfield snorkeling was going down. 
     
    It sucks that there's such a reflection off of the water because the coral below was so breathtaking. 
     
    How I remember all of my road trips in Hawaii... green and gray.
     
    Hmmm, I guess my memory from long ago did hold out.  Surprise, surprise.
     
    We finally arrive to the Grand Wailea Hotel. 
     
    I had heard everyone talk about how beautiful this hotel was, but I really couldn't imagine it.  And then we arrived.
     
    Too bad this was man-made.
     
    Our only waterfall we got to see on the entire trip and it was in the parking lot of the Grand Wailea.  *sigh*  But it surely was pretty.
     
    They took it seriously when the architect told them to "raise the roof".
     
    Austin and I went straight to the bar.  Aside from the places you see in the photo, the bar was the only covered part of the hotel's lobby.  The rest is as you see it here, open to the sky.  I wondered what happens when it rains, since it seemed that that occurs about every 3.5 seconds.
     
    A delicious libation.
     
    I honestly couldn't imagine a grander place to spend a vacation.  I'm staring out at the ocean, which surrounds 50% of the hotel.  Phenomenal.
     
    My Tai?!?
     
    Austin ordered a mai tai and when I took his photo, he looks like he's shocked.  Maybe it's so good he's surprised.
     
    3.5 seconds later.
     
    And this is what happens when it rains. 
     
    At least the booze are safe.
     
    Can't say the same about the planters.
     
    The restaurant at the Grand Wailea.
     
    We took a walk through the pool area and came across the cool restaurant area.  Man, I'd love to have a reception held here.  But I don't think this kind of thing exists when you're three sheets to the wind in Vegas and decide to get married.
     


    Aloha.

    One last stop before the airport.  On the side of the road.

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